How was ur exam?

Student1: How was urexam?
Student2: It was ok but i couldnt answer past tense of THINK. I thought, thought & finally i wrote ‘THUNK’.

Love and marriage

They say that when a man holds a woman’s hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage it is self-defense

Teacher: “I killed a person”

Teacher: “I killed a person” convert this sentence into future tense.
Pupil: The future tense is “You will go to jail”.

Father to son after exam

Father to son after exam: “let me see your report card.”
Son: “My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents.”

“I welcome you all to Niagara Falls.

Guide: “I welcome you all to Niagara Falls. These are the world’s largest waterfalls and the sound intensity of the waterfall is so high, even 20 supersonic planes passing by can’t be heard.
Now may I request the ladies to keep quite so that we can hear the Niagara Falls ?”

When we get married,

Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.
Boy: It’s very kind of you, darling, But I don’t have any worries or troubles.
Girl: Well that is because we aren’t married yet.

What are You Looking for ?

Wife : Honey …… What are You Looking for ?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing…?? U’ve been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour …??
Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date.

chemical formula for water

TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water ?
L-JOHNY: “HIJKLMNO”!!
TEACHER: What are you talking about ?
L-JOHNY: Yesterday you said it’s H to O

Then devil thought that he couldn’t b everywhere

God thought that since he couldn’t be everywhere he made a mother. Then devil thought that he couldn’t b everywhere he made a mother-in-law.

Scientists all over the world r wondering

Scientists all over the world r wondering how long a human being can live without a brain… Kindly tell them ur age… 

I’ve written nice poem 4 you.

Twinkle Twinkle Little Star.. You should Know What you R.. & Once you Know What you R.. Mental Hospital is not So Far..

Sincere Apology: If u dont like

Sincere Apology: If u dont like any of my SMS n dont like 2 read, then plz dont hesitate, feel free to….. throw urmobile!!

Wife: I wish I was a newspaper

Wife: I wish I was a newspaper, so I’d be in ur hands all day. Husband: I too wish that u were a newspaper, so I could have a new one everyday.

Not the lack of love,

Not the lack of love, but the lack of friendship makes marriages unhappy.

Who said, I'm not beautiful,

Who said, I'm not beautiful, 

Actually, I was a beautiful baby. But they switched me in the hospital. 

The only good thing about your own mistakes

The only good thing about your own mistakes, is that is might make other people happy. 

Make new friends,

Make new friends, but keep the old. One is silver the other gold.

Before you want to start making a work of art,

Before you want to start making a work of art, first make a draft that is what also God did by creating first the man and then the woman

Dear best friend i want to tell you………

Dear best friend i want to tell you………
if you cry, i’ll cry with you
if you laugh, i’ll laugh with you
if you jump out a window………..
i’ll laugh even harder!!

You can eat and drink together

You can eat and drink together, talk and laugh together, enjoy life together, but you are only real friends when you also cried together

A friend is someone who

A friend is someone who knows the song of your heart and who can sing it for you when you have forgotten it

A ring is round and has no end

A ring is round and has no end, so is my love for you ma friend.

A friend is someone

A friend is someone who knows when you need her...

When friendship is deeply rooted

When friendship is deeply rooted, it is a plant that cannot even be uprooted by a storm....

I must have been born under a lucky star

I must have been born under a lucky star, to find a friend as nice as you are. I will follow the rainbow to the end, if you promise to remain my friend!!!

Life is not easy

Life is not easy and it will never be, but you've got friends and one of them is me...

Friends are like stars...

Friends are like stars... you don't see them all the time, but you know they're there!

I asked God 4 a flower,

I asked God 4 a flower, he gave me a garden. Asked 4 a tree, he gave me a forest. Asked 4 a river, he gave me an ocean. Asked 4 a friend, he gave me you

There is a big difference between friendship and a rose

There is a big difference between friendship and a rose... Roses last only a while ... but friendship is for ever

No gold or precious stones

No gold or precious stones ... give us happiness and peace, friendship and its warmth ... will bring it to us

A friend is always welcome .

  A friend is always welcome ... Early in the morning or late at night. Time is of no importance ... When it concerns real friendship!!

Friendship is a wonderful word

 Friendship is a wonderful word; it might be the most beautiful one on earth. Friendship is something powerful, a gift of great value!

You cannot buy

You cannot buy friendship, you can earn it. If someone comes for help, be a true friend!

Remember that you are unique

   Remember that you are unique... just like everybody else!

Working is a delight

Working is a delight; leave enough work for your colleagues

We Miss our Lovable one just by saying "Bye"

We Miss our Lovable one just by saying "Bye"

But
The Truth is our Heart Waits for them until they say "Hi" again..
This is the Real Affection.....!gud mrng ;-).